Oh God No! Not the Squirrels Too!
Yes ma'am it's true. Poor furry little critters have taken to climbing down the trees and walking to the next one they are are so fat. The thin branches won't hold them and they are too heavy to leap the distance. The neighborhood black cat came close to catching one the other day so shocking him he stopped in his tracks and sat down scratching his head. Sure there must be some sort of trap ahead he turned around and went home.
Who's to blame you ask. Surely it is the failed politics of the Bush Administration! No, its........its.........its..........my husband! SCREAMMMMM! He feeds them every day. He can't stop, day in day out, he is feeding the birds and squirrels. One poor bird was so heavy it couldn't clear my roof at take off and hit the window knocking itself silly.
So we have them on a diet, low carb, no trans fat. We won't let them suffer the same fate as us, we won't.
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