Did Tom Kill Kate's Career...... Well who the F--- cares......
The Crash Diet Doctors Swears By......Show me your license. I don't believe you're real doctors. Can we say Crash and Burn here?
Toting a Diaper Bag Doesn't Mean You Can't Still Be a Diva....Remember those early days of your childs life, When you got maybe 3 hours of sleep a night and your perfume was baby barf? Yah... Diva, that's me.
Paper shredder wounds puppy.......Ok now that one just really just breaks my heart. But to see the video you have to watch this stupid happy commercial first. Show me the tragedy all ready. And yes, I turned the auto off on my shredder.
'Bare Nekkid Mainers' Bowl in the Buff Now that is why I was such a bad bowler. I mean what kind of life do these guys have and why do I think there must be lots of snow and cabin fever involved in this.
Will Aging Pilots Get to Keep Their Wings? Ok so maybe not in this lifetime but if they are really good and call their momma every night they may get them in the afterlife.
Cannabis Drug May Help Fight Obesity. Well yah Dude....I think this will work real good..... eat supper or smoke alittle......Light me up.....But did they forget about the munchies? Obviously this study was a paper study not using real subjects prone to eating anything they could get their hands on after lighting up some of Mary's special Cures What Ails Ya pot in a box.
'Harry Potter' Actor's Got a Six Pack...... Please, don't even go there....something about the way he is looking at that horse......And the fact he is just a skinny kid..... Sigh, is nothing sacred?
The other headlines are just too scary to comment on but when you read them why in the world does any of the above make any difference to anyone. Who cares. WHO CARES. There are terrible scary things going on in the world!