We have some winners

   Some of you may not believe a song ever existed with these words in the song but it did.  Only Monty Python could do it right and we had some winners. 

   Because I am not polically correct and think humor may be the single most important thing in the world.... here are the rest of lyrics.  I found myself humming this to myself during a dressing change at work the other day.  My patient asked me....Is that from the Meaning of Life?  Yes I said.  Do you know it?  Yes she said.  So we finished the dressing change at 3 in morning singing this song to each other.  Enjoy, because laughing uses more muscles then frowning.

    Python Monty Lyrics - Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics 

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists
There are Hindus, and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic
And have been since before I were born
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm

You don't have to be a six footer
You don't have to have a great brain
You don't have to have any clothes on
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came
Because

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground
God shall make them pay
For each sperm that can't be found

Every sperm is wanted
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Hindu, Taoist, Mormon
Spill theirs just anywhere
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is useful
Every sperm is fine
God needs everybody's
Mine, and mine, and mine

Let the pagans spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill and plain
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate

   Congratulations to our winners.  I will not mention your name because it may be cause for slander, plus I think you left your name in the comments.  Way to go.  Our winners now have to hold the next name that tune entry.  Winning isn't all it is meant out to be huh.....