Friday, March 30, 2007

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

 
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659.
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

A lady about 8-months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a
grin. So she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20-years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign
that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling.' I had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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A lady about 8-months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a
grin. So she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20-years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign
that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling.' I had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't think I could of kept from laughing myself. Thanks for the smile! (Hugs) Indigo

Anonymous said...

I have loved today....I have laughed lots more than usual.  Now I can go to bed with a smile on my face....Lol!  Thank you Julie    Jeanie

Anonymous said...

Lol! That's funny Julie! Have a good weekend! jEANNETTE XX  

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I wouldda been laughing, too!
~Meg

Anonymous said...

Funny....LOL...thanks for the morning laugh...
Hugs,
Joyce

Anonymous said...

Funny....LOL...thanks for the morning laugh...
Hugs,
Joyce

Anonymous said...

HA HA HA!!

Anonymous said...

Now that is HI-Larious!

Greg

Anonymous said...

Too cute, Julie!  De ;)