Friday, March 30, 2007

CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

 
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659.
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.

A lady about 8-months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a
grin. So she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20-years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign
that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling.' I had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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A lady about 8-months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a
grin. So she moved again.

The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out
laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20-years old)
what he had to say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign
that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."

"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling.' I had to smile."

"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big
Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself."

"BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident,' I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"

9 comments:

rdautumnsage said...

I don't think I could of kept from laughing myself. Thanks for the smile! (Hugs) Indigo

kirkbyj05 said...

I have loved today....I have laughed lots more than usual.  Now I can go to bed with a smile on my face....Lol!  Thank you Julie    Jeanie

jlocorriere05 said...

Lol! That's funny Julie! Have a good weekend! jEANNETTE XX  

inquestoftruth said...

Yeah, I wouldda been laughing, too!
~Meg

springangel235 said...

Funny....LOL...thanks for the morning laugh...
Hugs,
Joyce

springangel235 said...

Funny....LOL...thanks for the morning laugh...
Hugs,
Joyce

lanurseprn said...

HA HA HA!!

radar446 said...

Now that is HI-Larious!

Greg

erarein63 said...

Too cute, Julie!  De ;)