I am going to be going out with some of the women for work next week. We plan on having drinks. I was thinking of making a toast to my breasts since we are going out to celebrate my new ones. Let me know what you think and how I can improve this. I have a few days to get it right.
Heres to the breasts hung low, now high,
Here's to the breasts I've said goodbye,
You helped me nurse, you helped me score!
But now I don't need you any more.
To you breasts! Cheers to a C.
They are much more becoming to little old me!
Ok, I would welcome any suggestions to improve this as I will giving this toast next week. I think it is pretty cute.