OK I am tired of trying to think of what to eat. I am tired of doing all the cooking, I am tired of eggs, bacon, lettuce, spinach, V8, and just about every other vegetable I am allowed. I am tired of spending more time looking in cookbooks for something tasty to eat then working out at the gym. I am tired of getting up every 2 hours during the night to pee! I look in the mirror and I have green spinach between my teeth. Whine, WHINE, WHINE.
Ok, all done. Really getting bored silly with this whole thing, but I said I would do it so I will. How does anyone make it through this stage? They must be stronger then me. What is funny, maybe not since he quit doing any of the cooking, is my husband is now totally behind the diet. "What gourmet meal are we having tonight dear"? "We have been eating like royalty all week". "This is alot tastier then I thought it would be". Of course he is still getting a nice bread with his meal, candy bars, rice, did I mention pasta? My son also is very happy about the whole thing. I sit there every night starving at 7pm and missing my popcorn like a long lost lover. My husband sits there with his giant snicker bar. Now that never used to bother me because I have never had much of a sweet tooth, but I almost grabbed it out of his hand and stuffed it in my mouth last night. Of course I had a lovely bowl of SF peach jello, oh yah, so fulfilling, so tasty, so satisfying AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH. NOW I KNOW WHY I SAID I WOULD NEVER DIET AGAIN. IT MAKES ME CRAZY, CRAZY, CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Gee, this post is deteriorating really fast. I had better get my positive hat on as Mr. Roberts used to say. (gag)
On the menu this morning. For you sir, this lovely healthy and thoughtfully cooked spinach omelet with a side of low fat and healthy turkey bacon. You sir may have a full glass of tasty, sweet, fresh squeezed orange juice to wash it down with. You my lady may have either a nice glass of water or some yummy no fat milk. Oh gee, let me think, milk please. Now for supper what should I have? Will it be green? My,( pardon me for grossing anyone out),stools are now green. I think I have a green tint to my eyes. I long for beets. Anyway, huge salad for lunch with grilled southwestern chicken cut up on top.
Supper, no idea. I haven't had time yet to look through the cookbook for our next lovely gourmet meal. I tell you, my husband had better get me a valentine card this year or it could be grounds for murder.
I am going to get dressed and go to the gym. I wish they had a punching bag. Man oh man do I need a long meditation session.