Friday, February 2, 2007

Awake.....but alert?

   Saw this joke and thought is was funny, not funny.  Ever see those jokes.  Funny because they are so true...... not funny because they are so true.  Sigh.

    Heard the death toll is way up in Florida.  Glad to hear from you Shelly and know your OK.  I hate tornadoes.  Thank goodness I have a basement in this house.  Mother Nature has been pretty wicked this year.  One huge slam after another.  What next?

   The swelling in down again in my knee.  Feels better but my calf in my other leg is so sore like I have had a charlie.  I think it is from favoring my knee.

   An older man goes up to the White House gate and asked the Marine if he can see President Hillary Clinton.  The Marine says, I am sorry sir, you can't see her, she isn't the president and she's not here.  The man leaves.

   Next day the man is back and asks the Marine.  I want to see President Hillary Clinton.  The Marine again tells him, I am sorry sir you can't see her.  She isn't the president and she isn't here.  The man leaves again.

  3rd day again the man comes back and asks the Marine.  I want to see President Hillary Clinton.  Now the Marine is starting to lose his temper.  Look SIR.  I told you already.... She isn't president and she isn't here, why do you keep coming back?

  The man says,  Oh I know she isn't president.......I just like hearing it.

   The Marine stares at him a moment....salutes and say's.  See you tomorrow sir.

                   

   Well, I had better jump in the shower and clean my act up.  Take care everyone and enjoy your weekend.

8 comments:

jckfrstross said...

i love that joke lol please be careful ok

Deb

inquestoftruth said...

I agree...funny but not funny.... and if Hillary gets prez....I can't even go there!!
Why didn't WC and/or doctor give you light duty???
~Meg

ladeeoftheworld said...

LOL.......I like hearing it too!!!!!!

radar446 said...

The cartoon was quite funny, and I really like the flower picture.  The way the light is shining like a spotlight on the insect is very cool.

Greg

lanurseprn said...

great entry Julie.  Have a good weekend.
Pam

springangel235 said...

Great entry...yep, funny, but not funny on the joke.  Saw the news about Fl. how sad...they are in my prayers...
Glad to read your knee is better...don't over do things.
Hope you have a great weekend, hugs and love,
Joyce

cacklinrosie101 said...

That joke is so sad but true.  I was so glad to hear from Shelly.  That weather was so wicked in Fla.  Tornadoes terrify me.  Have a good weekend. Chris

rebuketheworld said...

Its news like this that makes me appreciate living in Portland. Florida sure has the sun often but I couldnt handle wondering if my house was next. Its been very cold here as it is where you live. I dont know when Oregon has been very cold. ~Raven