Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Bubba



Bubba Had Shingles:
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:
Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

5 comments:

jimsulliv3 said...

Haaaaaaaaaaa ! Happy New Year !

Jimmy

carolelainedodd said...

Oh so funny, and probably so true.  Thanks for that.:)
Have a good day.
Carolxx

springangel235 said...

LOL  That was toooooooo cute...hugs and love...Have a great New Years Day...
Joyce

coelha said...

Lol...  I can see this actually happening..  Julie :)

rdautumnsage said...

I feel like this every time I go to my doctor. It's written on the front of my file that I'm deaf. Yet when I point it out to a different nurse (which seems to be the case every time I go) They ask me with a quizzical look you deaf? Uh yeah, hasn't changed since the last time I was in there. (Hugs) INdigo