Friday, August 1, 2008
What is it going to be next?
Woke up today and signed on to the computer only to find 2 articles talking about the ugly crocs and how they should be banned. One in spoof and one dead serious. Banned?
Whats it going to be next? My favorite oversized t-shirt I wear to bed. That ugly blue shirt my hubbies likes so well?
I tell you when we start letting THEM dictate our lifes it was just the beginning. THEM decided to ban trans- fat. THEM decided to ban not wearing a helmet. THEM decided the maxi skirt was DEAD!
You know I love my toe friendly crocs. I wear the ugly shoe biking, to work, in and out of the water. I walk through yicky stuff at work, spray them off with heavy duty anti yicky germ and bug killer and happily trot on home.
Did I make fun of those shiny white platform shoes some men used to wear? Well, actually yeah, but look at them......
Spiked heeled sure tobreak your ankle shoes seen everywhere on date night atthe meat market?
Noooooo. So back off fashion editors. Leave me alone. You with your tops that only go half way down so the belly shows. You with your low rise pants, you with mens baggy pants drooping around their knees with dirty boxers showing from mid crack up.
You don't want to get this middle aged overweight croc wearing woman mad at you. Be afraid.....be very afraid.
Posted by Julie at 1:37 PM