Wednesday, May 28, 2008

The body I want for only a Dollar!

    Wow, wouldn't it be wonderful if just once....once the spam mail was for real!   Send in my dollar plus S & H and a detailed list of just how I would want my body to be.   Let me see. 

   I want to be taller.   Thinner is a given, but not too thin.  I don't want all my wrinkles removed because there are a few I deserve to keep.  I earned them the hard way.  Pretty feet.  I always wanted pretty feet as mine just look terrible in sandals.

    I am not much of a shoe person, but always loved open toed sandals.  Cute little painted toes sticking out.

    Lets see, what else.  Long thick hair.  The kind that always looks good even when it is messy.  Skin that tans.  Yup, that should just about do it.  Oh...a great brain.  That is the most important.  A thinking brain. 

     Wait.  I think I have that already.  Must have because even though the spam mail gave me a pleasant little moment, I deleted it and all its false promises.  One out of 10 not bad, right!


7 comments:

nightmaremom said...

LOL  I think I got that same mail...  along with one to make my you know what bigger.... I couldn't think of which guy to send that to so I deleted it too  
hugs
d

inquestoftruth said...

I didn't even know Donna had a you-know-what!!  lol
I'm certain I can beat you in the unattractive feet thing....
Funny post.
~Meg

nhd106 said...

Cute entry!  
Sad thing is I know someone who probably would answer that spam...with a huge list too.

Nancy

rbrown6172 said...

your list sounds like mine!  lol  oh well...it never hurt to dream, huh??
gina

coelha said...

You have cute toes.  I wish I had cute toes!  :)  Julie

springangel235 said...

Great shot and love the shoes....hugs and love,
Joyce

cacklinrosie101 said...

I would love to have pretty feet so I could wear sandals and flip flops.  No one ever sees my toes.  Disgusting!  LOL.  Really, though, I would just once like to have pretty feet and toenails and let them stick out.  Love that pic at the bottom. Chris