Wow, wouldn't it be wonderful if just once....once the spam mail was for real! Send in my dollar plus S & H and a detailed list of just how I would want my body to be. Let me see.
I want to be taller. Thinner is a given, but not too thin. I don't want all my wrinkles removed because there are a few I deserve to keep. I earned them the hard way. Pretty feet. I always wanted pretty feet as mine just look terrible in sandals.
I am not much of a shoe person, but always loved open toed sandals. Cute little painted toes sticking out.
Lets see, what else. Long thick hair. The kind that always looks good even when it is messy. Skin that tans. Yup, that should just about do it. Oh...a great brain. That is the most important. A thinking brain.
Wait. I think I have that already. Must have because even though the spam mail gave me a pleasant little moment, I deleted it and all its false promises. One out of 10 not bad, right!