I am one of those people who gets words mixed up. I will tell my husband I am going to mow the carpet and vacumn the grass. Today I actually did vacumn the grass! A rogue wind lifting up my umbrella on my patio table and crashed it down again shattering the glass. So there I was with my shop vac doing the grass, be careful what you say, it may come true.
My husband is picking up my BIL today. Let the fun begin. I should be getting my puter back tonight or tomorrow. Yah