Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanksgiving Divorce



Thanksgiving Divorce

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and s ays, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."


                          

10 comments:

madcobug said...

Cute one, thanks for sharing. Good way to get them home. Helen

kirkbyj05 said...

Excellent Julie.....absolutely excellent!

Way to gooooooo!
Hugs

Jeanie xxxx

jckfrstross said...

LOL Happy Thanksgiving:)

Deb

inquestoftruth said...

Heh.   The old folks always have it figured out.
~Meg

candlejmr said...

Oh this is SOOO funny!!

((hugs))
Jeanne

sharonna1955 said...

OH JULIE THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY.WISHING YOU A GREAT THASNKSGIVING DESPITE YOUR SITUATION ...LUV YAH SUE

rbrown6172 said...

lol  love it!!
gina

jimsulliv3 said...

Great joke ! BTW I relatively sure I had a menage a quatre with those dancing girls when there were just biddies.

Jimmy

radar446 said...

Now that was funny!

Greg

coelha said...

HA HA HA~  Very cute!!  Julie