Your states Easter Egg

  This is neat, each states send an Easter Egg to the White house.

Click on link to see your egg.

http://www.whitehouse.gov/easter/2007/eggsbystate/#

More funnies

Subject:  Signs to be aware of when traveling
Lost in Translation - Signs to Be Aware of When Traveling

              In a Bangkok temple"
        "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A
MAN"

        Cocktail lounge, Norway:
        "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

        Doctor's office, Rome"
        "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES."

        Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
        "DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS."

        In a Nairobi restaurant:
        "CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

        On the Athi River highway, the main road to Mombasa, leaving
Nairobi.
        "TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS
IMPASSABLE."

        On a poster in Kencom:
        "ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READY? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

        In a New York City restaurant:
        "OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

        A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
        'DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

        In a cemetery:
        "PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN
GRAVES."

        Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
        "GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS
IN BED."

        On a menu of a Swiss restaurant:
        "OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

        In a Tokyo bar:
        "SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

        Hotel, Yugoslavia:
        "THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE
CHAMBERMAID."

        Hotel, Japan:
        "YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

        In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox
monastery:
        "YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND
SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

        A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
        "IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN IN OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT
PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE
TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

        Hotel, Zurich:
        "BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE
SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS
PURPOSE."

        Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
        "WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?"

        The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
        "GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

        In a Swiss mountain inn:
        "SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE CREAM."

        Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
        "WE TAKE BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

        A laundry in Rome:
        "LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A
GOOD TIME."
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Elderly Prenuptial Agreement

An elderly couple in their 80's were about to get married.

She said: I want to keep my house.
He said: that's fine with me.

She said: And I want to keep my Cadillac.
He said: That's fine with me.

She said: And I want to have sex 6 times a week.
He said: That's fine with me...Put me down for Fridays..

Got this in an email today. Funny

 

 

Interesting picture

The "longer" you look at this picture, the "more" you see.

 

Look at the lines the artist used to draw this picture of Christ..

It is of scenes from Christ's life. I have not seen anything like this

 

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   Work was just awful last night.  Got out late,

my feet are killing me.   So ready for bed. 

2 more nights to go.

 

 

Good Morning J-land

                                                

  I just got up and slept great.  Work last night was really nice.  Went fast,

had delightful patients and no stresses. 

 So I am sitting here drinking my coffee and feeling good. 

Even had a sale today which makes me happy. 

So far it has been a slow month at the shop.

                      

        Once again Momma Robin is making a nest on the wreath

on my porch.  I though she was using the nest she make

last year, but turns out she is making a brand new one.     

I put a sign up for people to use the back door as she

is sitting right at head level. 

     Last year she pulled most of the dried grass out

and used it as a nest and the deer ate all the indian corn

 it was decorated with.  Now it is just a big bird house.

  I had put a fake cardinal in the nest she made last year, but

 she evicted it and it sits on the ground.   Below it turns

out the Robin I took pictures of the other day is her mate.

  I guess its hard work watching her build that nest. 

That was why he was resting, LOL

                

     One day down and 3 more to go.   We have some relatives from

Neb. visiting and staying with my MIL which is great. 

I don't have to worry why I am at work. 

She just retired and looks wonderful.  I can't wait for

 the day in the far distant future.

    Well, its off to get ready for the day.  Quick shower to wash away the last of the sleep from my eyes. 

Have a great weekend all.

                                         

  

Interesting

The story of two houses.

House #1
    A 20 room mansion ( including 8 bathrooms) heated
by natural gas.  Add on a pool ( and a pool house) and a
separate guest house, all heated by gas.
    In one month this residence consumes more energy than
the average American household does in a year.
  In natural gas alone, this property consumes more than 20
times the national average for an American Home.
   This house in not situated n a Northern or Midwestern
" Snow Belt" area.  It's in the South.

House #2
  Designed by an architectural professor at a leading national
 university.
   This house incorporates every "green" feature current home
construction can provide.  The house is 4000 square feet
(4 bedrooms) and is nestled on an arid, high prairie in the
American Southwest.
   A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat-pumps
 drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 ft into the
ground.  The water (usually 67 degrees F.) heats the house in
the winter and cools it in the summer.
  The system uses no fossil fuels such as oil or natural gas
and it comsumes one-quarter electricity requred for a conventional
 house.
   Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into
underground purifying ranks and then into the cistern. 
The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the
house.
  Surrounding flowers and shrubs native to the area enable
the proberty to blend into the surrounding rual landscape.

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 House # 1 is outside Nashville, Tennessee; it is the abode
of the "environmentalist" Al Gore.

House #2 is on a ranch near Crawfor, Texas; it is the
residence of the President of the United States, George Bush

Just a slight rant

  I had to remove this post to try and fix the size of my journal.  Thanks to everyone for their wonderful comments.

  

 

   

 

  

    My meditation is

 going to be put to the test in the months to come.  It really does help. 

Also I took a sleeping pill last night and slept like a dream.  Thank goodness. 

 They only gave me 10, I hope they will let me have more if I need them. 

 Of course I have only taken 2 so they will last awhile.  And I am going to

get my hair highlighted here shortly.  I love the way she does it.  Red and gold highlights.

   I was so glad to hear from Sugar in her journal.  She sounds great and the

news was good.  Thanks goodness.

   Wow, had to get that off my chest.  I tell you