Conversation with my Husband

  "Honey, what are those shiny splatters on the cubboards above the microwave and stove?

  Gee, probably splatters from when you cooked supper last night, what did you do about them when you found them?  Did you clean it up?

  Well I told you, I didn't clean them up because I wasn't sure what they were!

   Like they could be anything I would permantly want to keep on my cubboard!  Sheessshhhh.  Gotta love them, it's illegal to kill them!